ME: Frustratingly tries to put XS Juicy Couture dog raincoat on dog mannequin labeled "XS."
Urrrggh!!! Sorry, sweetie, I think you are definitely vanity sized.
DOG MANNEQUIN: ...
Yes, I really do get paid for this.
My first sense that recent college grads are in hell is when I realized the
job hunt process is totally broken. Kids use AI to write their resumes,
scree...

2 comments:
Nothing weird about talking to dog mannequins. It's only weird if it starts talking back.
Good to have you back :D
LOL!
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