ME: Frustratingly tries to put XS Juicy Couture dog raincoat on dog mannequin labeled "XS."
Urrrggh!!! Sorry, sweetie, I think you are definitely vanity sized.
DOG MANNEQUIN: ...
Yes, I really do get paid for this.
When I was a kid my parents divided the house into rooms for cleaning. Two
kids, two parents, twelve rooms: three rooms each. Nobody did their rooms,
so ...
2 comments:
Nothing weird about talking to dog mannequins. It's only weird if it starts talking back.
Good to have you back :D
LOL!
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