ME: Frustratingly tries to put XS Juicy Couture dog raincoat on dog mannequin labeled "XS."
Urrrggh!!! Sorry, sweetie, I think you are definitely vanity sized.
DOG MANNEQUIN: ...
Yes, I really do get paid for this.
When Z was young, I overheard Nino saying he doesn’t like playing Candy
Land. And Z said, “Dad, I’m the kid and you’re the dad, so you have to play
games...

2 comments:
Nothing weird about talking to dog mannequins. It's only weird if it starts talking back.
Good to have you back :D
LOL!
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