ME: Frustratingly tries to put XS Juicy Couture dog raincoat on dog mannequin labeled "XS."
Urrrggh!!! Sorry, sweetie, I think you are definitely vanity sized.
DOG MANNEQUIN: ...
Yes, I really do get paid for this.
Lindsay Clancy is on trial for strangling her three children, but her
lawyers are putting the mental health system on trail. Clancy had three
psychiatris...

2 comments:
Nothing weird about talking to dog mannequins. It's only weird if it starts talking back.
Good to have you back :D
LOL!
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