ME: Frustratingly tries to put XS Juicy Couture dog raincoat on dog mannequin labeled "XS."
Urrrggh!!! Sorry, sweetie, I think you are definitely vanity sized.
DOG MANNEQUIN: ...
Yes, I really do get paid for this.
The only way I find out what people value most about me is by having to
sell something. Otherwise I’m just guessing. And I pretty much always guess
wrong...
2 comments:
Nothing weird about talking to dog mannequins. It's only weird if it starts talking back.
Good to have you back :D
LOL!
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